Le Grauniad

A biscuit for whoever can spot the mistake in this from today's Guardian

Ms Royal, the first woman with a chance of becoming president, is half of France's biggest political power couple. She has four children with but never married the socialist party leader, Francois Hollande.

Mr Hollande has appeared on a beach with his wife reading "The History of France for Dummies" while she was snapped in her bikini for a celebrity magazine. But he says he prefers his political title to "first gentleman" and would not move into the Elysée palace. Unlike Bill and Hillary Clinton's promise of "two for the price of one", they have been at pains to stress their political independence