This fruit has given the bees cancer

The Express today has New alert over dangers in our fruit, but best last week was in the Mail - I read this on holiday as they print it fresh in Spain - Mobile phones ARE killing our bees. Other papers had the same story, but they can't match the Mail for style.

I pointed it out to my mum, and she said it's true you know, there are fewer bees than there used to be.

Also a great Sarah Sands cuttings mash-up on Lembit in today's Mail, in which she refers to the Cheeky Girls appearing on Saturday morning youth TV programme Balls of Steel. I'm pretty sure she didn't see that show if she thought it was Saturday morning, unless she was having a massive wig out at the time