Wellies cause cancer

I was going to post something about Cameron and Rhymefest - "Yo Pound! Where you at? You ain't meeting with nobody" - but what more is there to say?

The Mail this morning is on totally classic form - a heady mix of middle Britain rabble rousing, whimsical traditionalism and dubious popular science.

First up is Tom Utley - I hate to sound mean but why does my son have to pay to got to a British university when foreigners go free? No Tom, it's not that you sound mean.

Then a full page on wellies - It's won wars, built the Empire and is now a fashion must-have. Who would have guessed it of the humble Wellington boot?

And of course, Five slices of white bread a day 'can raise risk of cancer'.