Cash-for-honours

More understated hiliarity (I think I may mean litotes) from the write-up of the Downing St morning briefing

Put by the BBC that just to be "belt and braces" about it all, if there was a period between which the Prime Minister had been contacted, and we knew that, but it was before he had been interviewed, and the question was asked by journalists if he had been interviewed, the PMOS would be able to confirm to people, the PMOS at this point hopped around in a circle, saying he was dancing on the head of a pin. He repeated that he would let everyone know when he did.